#i’m gonna cry#dean just wanted a family#and a cool aunt like mrs singer#he wanted to have her when he was first in love and did not know what to do#but he would never tell about his crush his mom or dad#so he would run to mrs singer#and tell her about that girl/boy from school that he really really liked#and she would bake him his favourite pie#and smile and tell him how shy bobby was when he asked her out the first time#and they would laugh together and go through photo albums#mrs singer would be his favourite aunt#don’t mind me#i made myself cry#~ (via hatiel)
“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)
My Anaconda don’t want none because he’s on an all carb diet, god Karen you’re so stupid.
has this been done yet
who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up
"2-METER CLASS TITANS INCOMING"
"eren that’s a human"
"SHIT THEY’RE EVERYWHERE"
"eren those are people. those are human people"
“ONE METER CLASS HEADED THIS WAY”
"eren that’s corporal levi"
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.
sorry if you thought this was going to be a happy comic.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.